{"id":11,"date":"2026-07-21T03:06:12","date_gmt":"2026-07-21T03:06:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/breaddick.com\/?page_id=11"},"modified":"2026-07-22T02:18:21","modified_gmt":"2026-07-22T02:18:21","slug":"breaddickdotcom","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/breaddick.com\/","title":{"rendered":"breaddick.com"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"851\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/breaddick_1600-851x1024.png\" alt=\"An unassuming yet undeniably erotic and phallic piece of corporate art erected on Main Street in Madison outside a Walgreen's pharmacy. \" class=\"wp-image-8\" srcset=\"https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/breaddick_1600-851x1024.png 851w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/breaddick_1600-249x300.png 249w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/breaddick_1600-768x924.png 768w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/breaddick_1600-1276x1536.png 1276w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/breaddick_1600.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 851px) 100vw, 851px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>Maybe you&#8217;ve ambled by wholly preoccupied by the squeak of fresh cheese curds from the Farmers Market. Or perhaps the concert after party is heading for a juicy cheeseburger in The Paradise Lounge and you snicker strolling by. It is after all a type of mundane advertising that we all autonomously filter from our ever decreasing attention spans.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>This underappreciated corporate art piece should be preserved for future generations to enjoy. We live in a reality where that guy got elected again, prices for ($NameAnything) are going up, and you pay more taxes than Disney because they thought a live action Moana would make money. It is all but inevitable that an indifferent corporation will remove anything that brings joy to people that isn&#8217;t already monetized.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Some merely see a piece of white bread and two eggs. But others see it for what it is. A subtle work deserving of puerile admiration. There may be others like it out there, but this one belongs to Madison, Wisconsin. It is OUR Bread Dick.\u00a0<br \/><br \/><\/p>\n\n\n<h2>Origins<\/h2>\n\n\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-19-at-12.08.07-AM-1024x900.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32\" srcset=\"https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-19-at-12.08.07-AM-1024x900.png 1024w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-19-at-12.08.07-AM-300x264.png 300w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-19-at-12.08.07-AM-768x675.png 768w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-19-at-12.08.07-AM.png 1204w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The earliest Madison appearance of the Bread Dick in Google Maps is from 2016. Research into more a more precise origin date is ongoing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Bread Dick has been a staple of the Capitol Square in Madison, Wisconsin for over a decade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n<h2>Interpretations<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On its surface the Bread Dick looks like a mundane piece of corporate art. It is the last in a <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/LHkZ9BkGW7jBTW1J9\">sequence of banal images<\/a> advertising the presence of a national convenience store chain. The collection incluedes aloe leaves, a beauty model, a pharmacist, and lastly the bread and two eggs combination.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2>Tours<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Self-guided tours of the Bread Dick can be done at your convenience 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Photography is allowed as the sidewalk is a public space. The site is wheelchair accessible. For more information please see the <a href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1Ehnq5hLtB2x2kbM2HBFlgYDUQxYiGF5amsJCG62fGj0\/edit?usp=sharing\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1Ehnq5hLtB2x2kbM2HBFlgYDUQxYiGF5amsJCG62fGj0\/edit?usp=sharing\">Bread Dick Visitor Baking Guide<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you would like a guided tour please email baker at breaddick dot com. Tour content is currently being developed and your ideas are welcome. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2><br>3D Print<\/h2>\n\n\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"863\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/3dprintbd-863x1024.png\" alt=\"The Bread Dick in the thiiiiiiiiiird dimension.\" class=\"wp-image-33\" srcset=\"https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/3dprintbd-863x1024.png 863w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/3dprintbd-253x300.png 253w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/3dprintbd-768x912.png 768w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/3dprintbd-1294x1536.png 1294w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/3dprintbd-1725x2048.png 1725w, https:\/\/breaddick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/3dprintbd.png 2027w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 863px) 100vw, 863px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For those with multicolor 3D print capabilities the Bread Dick is available for download.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The package includes a Blender file and two STL files. You are free to print, modify, and distribute the Bread Dick to loved ones, enemies, Little Free Libraries, whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<h2>The Future<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The future of the <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe you&#8217;ve ambled by wholly preoccupied by the squeak of fresh cheese curds from the Farmers Market. Or perhaps the concert after party is heading for a juicy cheeseburger in The Paradise Lounge and you snicker strolling by. 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